Rat in Server

A rat has entered the server through an old rusty fan that wasn't screwed in properly, and is now nibbling the processor. One of the following two things may happen:
  1. It dies of shock once it reads the label and sees the words "Intel"
  2. Wild Rat Attacked! Server Admin Joe used Splash - But nothing happened....
Anyway, on a more serious note, let me whisper something to you: error 404, the document you were looking for was not found. In case you didn't find it funny that I used my amazing creativity to think up this lame story about a rat in a server, I can also do you a favour and raise error 404i, Funny Not Found, so you don't have to. Yeah. Now, err... scram.